Jane and the Giant Poop

Jane and the Giant Poop Author Suzanne Schlosberg
ISBN-10 0990877426
Release 2017-04-01
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A humorous children's book about constipation.



Jane and the Giant Poop First Ed

Jane and the Giant Poop  First Ed Author Suzanne Schlosberg
ISBN-10 0990877442
Release 2017-04-01
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Jane hasn't been her sunny self lately.After her giant poop clogs the toilet andshe visits Dr. Pooper, her belly stopsaching and her poop turns to mush.Now, the toilet will flush!



It s No Accident

It s No Accident Author Steve Hodges
ISBN-10 9780762784271
Release 2012-02-07
Pages 240
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Proven, practical advice for treating and preventing potty problems.



Dino Poop

Dino Poop Author Jane Hammerslough
ISBN-10 0439852781
Release 2006
Pages 96
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Explains ways in which scientists discover information about prehistoric animals, such as through coprolites, amber, frozen remains, and remains found in bogs, and includes related activities.



Black Lung

Black Lung Author Joshua Dobson
ISBN-10
Release 2014-11-07
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(WARNING: Contains Explicit Sexual Content) Length: Novelette After nubile young Gretchen is picked up at the bus station by an attractive older woman, she soon finds herself esconced in a palatial mansion with a seemingly unlimited supply of fine sinsemilla and all the weird rich people food she can eat. Gretchen knows her rent and board will be taken out of her supple young body, but little does she suspect how much of it her gorgeous patron will seek to claim. ----------- SeX Files, a Comet Press imprint, is an independent publisher of high heat erotica Visit SeX Files on the web at sexfiles.cometpress.us Follow SeX Files on Twitter and Facebook twitter.com/sexxxfiles facebook.com/sexfileserotica Visit Comet Press on the web at: www.cometpress.us Follow Comet Press on twitter and facebook: twitter.com/cometpress facebook.com/cometpress



Liam Goes Poo in the Toilet

Liam Goes Poo in the Toilet Author Jane Whelen-Banks
ISBN-10 1846428742
Release 2008-11-15
Pages 32
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'This is Liam. Every day Liam eats lots of good food. Each time Liam eats, his tummy gets fuller and fuller... and fuller... until Liam's tummy starts to stretch' Successful toilet training is a time of celebration for both parents and child. It marks the end of dirty diapers and a forward step in the development of a child. Fraught with both stress and triumph, the period of toilet training can take from days to months. For a typical child, learning to gain control over the body's internal stimuli can be at best challenging. For many children, however, these internal cues can be overwhelming and confusing, leading to both a frustrating and traumatic toileting experience. Liam Goes Poo in the Toilet illustrates the relationship between eating and excreting. It provides visual instructions on how to 'relax and push'. After much fanfare, Liam finally masters going `poo' in the toilet, and both he and Mum bask in the glory of a job well done.



Black Wine

Black Wine Author Candas Jane Dorsey
ISBN-10 9781927400357
Release 2013-10-01
Pages 306
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Winner of the James Tiptree, Jr. Award, Crawford Award, and Prix Aurora Award. An old woman hangs in a cage; a young woman slaves on a rich lord's estate. How does a woman discover and assert her identity in a primeval, barbaric world? From slave dens to merchant cities to isolated mountains, Candas Jane Dorsey's novel is a powerful exploration of gender, identity, and freedom.



The M O P Book

The M  O  P  Book Author Steve Hodges
ISBN-10 0990877434
Release 2017-01-01
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A guide to the Modified O'Regan Protocol (M.O.P.), the only proven way to stop bedwetting.



Holy Shit

Holy Shit Author Gene Logsdon
ISBN-10 9781603583107
Release 2010-08-30
Pages 272
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In his insightful new book, Holy Shit: Managing Manure to Save Mankind, contrary farmer Gene Logsdon provides the inside story of manure-our greatest, yet most misunderstood, natural resource. He begins by lamenting a modern society that not only throws away both animal and human manure-worth billions of dollars in fertilizer value-but that spends a staggering amount of money to do so. This wastefulness makes even less sense as the supply of mined or chemically synthesized fertilizers dwindles and their cost skyrockets. In fact, he argues, if we do not learn how to turn our manures into fertilizer to keep food production in line with increasing population, our civilization, like so many that went before it, will inevitably decline. With his trademark humor, his years of experience writing about both farming and waste management, and his uncanny eye for the small but important details, Logsdon artfully describes how to manage farm manure, pet manure and human manure to make fertilizer and humus. He covers the field, so to speak, discussing topics like: How to select the right pitchfork for the job and use it correctly How to operate a small manure spreader How to build a barn manure pack with farm animal manure How to compost cat and dog waste How to recycle toilet water for irrigation purposes, and How to get rid ourselves of our irrational paranoia about feces and urine. Gene Logsdon does not mince words. This fresh, fascinating and entertaining look at an earthy, but absolutely crucial subject, is a small gem and is destined to become a classic of our agricultural literature.



Kubrick s Total Cinema

Kubrick s Total Cinema Author Philip Kuberski
ISBN-10 9781441149565
Release 2012-08-09
Pages 208
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Whatever people think about Kubrick's work, most would agree that there is something distinctive, even unique, about the films he made: a coolness, an intellectual clarity, a critical edginess, and finally an intractable ambiguity. In an attempt to isolate the Kubrick difference, this book treats Kubrick's films to a conceptual and formal analysis rather than a biographical and chronological survey. As Kubrick's cinema moves between the possibilities of human transcendence dramatized in 2001: A Space Odyssey and the dismal limitations of human nature exhibited in A Clockwork Orange, the filmmaker's style "de-realizes" cinematic realism while, paradoxically, achieving an unprecedented frankness of vision and documentary and technical richness. The result is a kind of vertigo: the audience is made aware of both the de-realized and the realized nature of cinema. As opposed to the usual studies providing a summary and commentary of individual films, this will be the first to provide an analysis of the "elements" of Kubrick's total cinema.



Saint Norman

Saint Norman Author Thomas Aiello
ISBN-10 9780595258529
Release 2002
Pages 260
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Ruth Messier had been sitting in a special care hospital strapped to a chair for twenty-five years. She couldn't see or hear. She couldn't smell or taste or feel. She had no arms and no legs. Ruth Messier was a bowling ball. Unbeknownst to the torso, a gun-toting teenager killed fourteen patrons of the Thrifty Mart, a gas station just across the street from Ruth's special care hospital. At the same time, a woman ran out on her alcoholic boyfriend and their two cats. Enter Saint Norman, the patron saint of bowling balls. Saint Norman, looking down on the Lanes of Life from his snack bar in the sky. From the author of Womb of Monsters comes a hilarious satirical novel where saints play poker, trees are used to communicate with the dead, and nurses have ninja ability. In this new work, Thomas Aiello takes on religious dogma, the judicial system, and the media as events quickly spiral to a dramatic conclusion. Saint Norman is tragicomedy at its finest.



Curious About Fossils

Curious About Fossils Author Kate Waters
ISBN-10 9780399543395
Release 2016-03-01
Pages 32
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Dig into this photo-packed Penguin-Smithsonian book about fossils—and find out what was going on in our world. Aren't you curious about what Earth was like long ago? What creatures lived before us? What happened to the dinosaurs? Curious about Fossils explains why and where fossils form and looks at the colorful lives and important discoveries of some of the great early fossil hunters and collectors, including Mary Anning who unearthed the first ichthyosaur skeleton; Richard Owen who coined the word dinosaur; and Barnum Brown, who discovered the first remains of a T-rex. Then the adventure continues into modern times, where scientists on fossil hunts in places like North Dakota's Hell Creek Formation use computers and other technology to dig up the fossilized bones, teeth, and even poop that provide clues to the past. A must read for every kid who's ever collected a shark tooth or trilobite!



The Worst Date Ever

The Worst Date Ever Author Jane Bussmann
ISBN-10 9780230741959
Release 2009-07-03
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When scriptwriter Jane Bussmann (South Park, The Fast Show, Brass Eye and Smack the Pony) moved to Hollywood, it was supposed to be the start of something better. But a day job interviewing Paris, Britney and Co. left her trapped in the Golden Age of Stupid. Then she saw a photograph of John Prendergast in Vanity Fair. His day job was ending war. He was also extremely attractive. Jane 'may have inferred she was a Foreign Correspondent', because suddenly she found herself on route to Africa on the trail of this modern-day Indiana Jones. There was one problem: when she got to Uganda John had left. Alone in a war-torn country, appalled by 25,000 child abductions, Jane must investigate the war crime of the century – to make John fancy her. Combining a maverick heroine, an idealist hero, comic disasters and moving tragedy, this is brilliant storytelling by a hugely talented writer. ‘Jane Bussmann’s romantic odyssey from Hollywood to Uganda is the funniest thing we’ve ever read.’ Instyle Hot List ‘a marvellously maverick approach to the investigation of war crimes.’ Marie Claire Five Stars ‘Imagine The Last King of Scotland written by Shazzer from Bridget Jones’s Diary, and you’d still only get halfway to appreciating Jane Bussmann’s funny, incongruous and artlessly perceptive account... this is one of the funniest books I've read for a long while' The Sunday Times 'hilarious and heart-wrenching' The Spectator



I m a Dirty Dinosaur

I m a Dirty Dinosaur Author Janeen Brian
ISBN-10 9780857973689
Release 2013-04-24
Pages 22
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From award-winning author Janeen Brian and award-winning illustrator Ann James comes the ebook editon of this gorgeous rhyming picture book about a naughty little dinosaur who loves to get dirty. Bright, colourful, simple illustrations and a delightful audio reading, including highlighting of individual words as they are read, makes this perfect for sharing with the very young. Stomp, splash, slide, dive . . . . This little dinosaur just loves mud!



Sir Scallywag and the Deadly Dragon Poo

Sir Scallywag and the Deadly Dragon Poo Author Giles Andreae
ISBN-10 9780723288244
Release 2014-08-28
Pages 32
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Sir Scallywag is back, and he's mightier than ever! When Baron Greedyguts steals King Colin's sweet machine, the King knows there's only one knight who can help - even if he is only six years old. Sir Scallywag and trusty steed Doofus come to the rescue in this epic tale of bravery, chivalry... and deadly dragon poo.



Specimen Tank

Specimen Tank Author Buzz Callaway
ISBN-10 STANFORD:36105008771920
Release 1993
Pages 254
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The gripping tale of two eccentric city dwellers, Wally and Jane, caught in a downward spiral of East Village urban squalor and decay until they reply to a newspaper ad seeking paid volunteers to test pharmaceuticals in New Jersey. Evil Doctors, suggestive nusrses, arrogant politicians and bad breathed porn starlets lurk in dank bars and empty hallways in this splatterpunk thriller.



Strands of Bronze and Gold

Strands of Bronze and Gold Author Jane Nickerson
ISBN-10 9780307976062
Release 2013-03-12
Pages 352
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The Bluebeard fairy tale retold. . . . When seventeen-year-old Sophia Petheram’s beloved father dies, she receives an unexpected letter. An invitation—on fine ivory paper, in bold black handwriting—from the mysterious Monsieur Bernard de Cressac, her godfather. With no money and fewer options, Sophie accepts, leaving her humble childhood home for the astonishingly lavish Wyndriven Abbey, in the heart of Mississippi. Sophie has always longed for a comfortable life, and she finds herself both attracted to and shocked by the charm and easy manners of her overgenerous guardian. But as she begins to piece together the mystery of his past, it’s as if, thread by thread, a silken net is tightening around her. And as she gathers stories and catches whispers of his former wives—all with hair as red as her own—in the forgotten corners of the abbey, Sophie knows she’s trapped in the passion and danger of de Cressac’s intoxicating world. Glowing strands of romance, mystery, and suspense are woven into this breathtaking debut—a thrilling retelling of the “Bluebeard” fairy tale.